Every Home Needs At Least Three Machine Guns
The Gun Cultivation Organization strives to eliminate hostility in everyday life. When your asleep and you hear someone breaking in your bedroom window, why would you shudder in disbelief and remain as immobile as a stone fear stricken. A machine gun in every room of your house will prevent this odd feeling of discouragement. What would you feel if you broke into someone's house and saw him holding one of these...  (hopefully the assailant feels like running before he/she is dismembered)
The GCO offers many services for the legitimate individual that has no criminal background and owns an up to date F.O.I.D. card.
Our Services Span many divergent categories. We offer top notch lawyers to eliminate bogus trial outcomes, that way you don't have to be afraid to use your gun in your own home. What is the reason to own a gun for protection if you cant use it when you're in need. To often does the victim become the culprit after he protects himself. There is something very wrong with this picture, and we aim to do something about it. These lawyers are paid for by the state, there is no charge for their services if you are a member of the GCO. The lawyers themselves are members of the GCO and are currently trying to get the state to pass a law that allows them to carry their pistols in the court room, they feel uncomfortable around criminals that they have previously prosecuted.
We also offer classes in gun safety and control. Every member must take our courses regardless if they have taken a gun safety course in the past. Our classes uniquely cover gun safety, storage, marksmanship, posture while shooting, and we teach our members how to dismantle and clean their weapons as well. These classes are free of charge for members of the GCO.
The GCO has strong ties with many different countries governments. The GCO offers mercenary type missions to our Gold members. These missions are not chosen by the GCO they are offered to the GCO, so whoever wants to accept a mission posted in our headquarters can do so. The pay is directly connected to the type of mission and the country who wants the task completed of course. We have many members that do not hold regular jobs, they simply accept one or two missions a year and this is plenty to get by on. To become a gold member, you have to complete 50+ rigorous training lessons. Four of these lessons are like a military boot camp without the screaming overseers. These lessons will not be explained on the site, they are confidential and for members only.
We also offer a member only discount card for a government gun and ammo outlet store. The store sales any and every modification for every item sold in the store. They have 156 guns to choose from. Over one million modifications can be equipped to these weapons to suit your style of gunplay. The weapons in this store are at least 50% cheaper than in any military surplus and are shipped directly from military factories in 14 countries, so no second hand weapons are sold here. There is nothing worse than buying a used gun when the previous owner didn't take proper care of the weapon which can cause spontaneous jamming and or inaccuracy.
Now you want to know where you will be able to try out your new gear, right? Well, we offer a 2 square mile firing range that is equipped to handle blasts from grenades, rocket launchers, and any caliber weapon you would want to fire. The range is only open 3 days a week to our normal members, Gold members can use the range at their own convenience.
This is a non-for-profit organization, there is no signup fee required to be a member. The only thing we demand is complete confidentiality between members and civilians. You ask yourself, how are we funded? By the governments that we help of course, mercenaries arent cheap you know, we supply for their demand.
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The GCO Crew
For any Questions Contact:
General Jackson
6969 Sniper Lane
Springfield, IL 62626
1-800-shootstuff
1-800-746687883
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